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Baby doesn't care that you want to Instagram it.
The best part of that Portlandia segment, condensed into an infinite, glorious loop.
At this point I'd say it's safe to say your phone's gone forever. The sooner you can come to terms with this the faster you can move on emotionally.
THIS IS MY PENANCE.
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