I Guess It Actually Worked

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How do you lose something after you drop it? Did it flex into a tube shape and roll under the couch? Did it sprout legs and run away?

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broken phone,dropped,phone stories,run over
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From the submitter:

"Left it on top of my car, got all the way to the highway til it fell of, then about 100 cars ran over it. Now picture me in an ill-fitting leopard miniskirt running like frogger to retrieve it."