How do you lose something after you drop it? Did it flex into a tube shape and roll under the couch? Did it sprout legs and run away?
A recent episode of Portlandia depicted the tender moments flashing before Carrie Brownstein's eyes as she drops her dearly beloved iPhone.
I'm so retro, my only monthly plan is the price of stamps.
From the submitter:
"Left it on top of my car, got all the way to the highway til it fell of, then about 100 cars ran over it. Now picture me in an ill-fitting leopard miniskirt running like frogger to retrieve it."
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