Not Enough Palms in This Lifetime

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For you amerifriends out there, "petrol" means "car juice," while "diesel" and "unleaded" are the only two varieties of juice that cars can run on.

Because Driving is For Pansies

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Why drive the easiest possible route when you can swim it instead?

Never Get a Texting and Driving Ticket Again!

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When two hands just aren't enough, reach for your Text & Drive!

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