Dogs Not Actually for Sale

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Cats,craigslist,dogs,prank,trolling,wrong number
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From the original source:

My friend gets random text, he trolls away.

How to Respond to a Wrong Number

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dogs,hello yes this is dog,wrong number
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Geez, why are people so insistent on asking "who is this" or "who r u" whenever they realize they've got a wrong number? IT'S A STRANGER. YOU DON'T KNOW THEM. REDIAL AND TRY AGAIN.

Fake It to Make It

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alone,annoying friend,basilisk,dogs,friend,pretending,text,texting
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False: Basilisks hate it when people they're trying to talk to are texting. It's so rude.

Seriously though, how would pretending to text help when you've run into a stray dog? Do rabies go away if you ignore it? Or is it one of those cute stray dogs that need a home, and ignoring it is the only way to not give in and take it home with you?

Let Sleeping Dogs Lie

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dating,dogs,jealous,jealousy,relationships
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Sleeping with the dog while texting is the best. Sometimes he'll text for you!

autocowrecks - dog balls texting (R-r-r-repost!)