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alone annoying friend basilisk dogs friend pretending text texting - 5742080256
By Unknown
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False: Basilisks hate it when people they're trying to talk to are texting. It's so rude.

Seriously though, how would pretending to text help when you've run into a stray dog? Do rabies go away if you ignore it? Or is it one of those cute stray dogs that need a home, and ignoring it is the only way to not give in and take it home with you?

cat vs dog dogs texts from cat - 6537348096
By TextingCat (Via Texts From Cat)
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The Cat has a hissy fit and takes on Dog and Prince Harry's left scrotum. Period.

dogs hello yes this is dog wrong number - 5729021952
By Unknown
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Geez, why are people so insistent on asking "who is this" or "who r u" whenever they realize they've got a wrong number? IT'S A STRANGER. YOU DON'T KNOW THEM. REDIAL AND TRY AGAIN.

dogs Inception poop pooping - 5327311360
By Unknown
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"Mobile technology: revolutionizing the way you communicate about cats and poop, one text message at a time."