Only Slightly Better Than a Text

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Only Slightly Better Than a Text
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Writing a message out is always classier than texting one. It's like the difference between sending an invitation to a fancy dinner party on a crisply embossed cream-colored card vs. an email featuring comic sans and clip art.

Dogs Not Actually for Sale

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Dogs Not Actually for Sale
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My friend gets random text, he trolls away.