Dogs Not Actually for Sale

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Dogs Not Actually for Sale
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From the original source:

My friend gets random text, he trolls away.

This Needs to Go the Opposite of Deeper

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This Needs to Go the Opposite of Deeper
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"Mobile technology: revolutionizing the way you communicate about cats and poop, one text message at a time."

Fake It to Make It

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Fake It to Make It
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False: Basilisks hate it when people they're trying to talk to are texting. It's so rude.

Seriously though, how would pretending to text help when you've run into a stray dog? Do rabies go away if you ignore it? Or is it one of those cute stray dogs that need a home, and ignoring it is the only way to not give in and take it home with you?