Let's Take This Moment to Thank Ron Jeremy for All He's Done for Us

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This Is a Weird Pet Costume... Right?

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Doing the Dog?

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Man's Best Friend With Benefits

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This Needs to Go the Opposite of Deeper

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"Mobile technology: revolutionizing the way you communicate about cats and poop, one text message at a time."

Only Slightly Better Than a Text

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Writing a message out is always classier than texting one. It's like the difference between sending an invitation to a fancy dinner party on a crisply embossed cream-colored card vs. an email featuring comic sans and clip art.

How to Respond to a Wrong Number

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Geez, why are people so insistent on asking "who is this" or "who r u" whenever they realize they've got a wrong number? IT'S A STRANGER. YOU DON'T KNOW THEM. REDIAL AND TRY AGAIN.