Not Sure If Butterflies or Stomach Acid

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Not Sure If Butterflies or Stomach Acid
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Baby, I feel the same way about you that I do about hamburger helpers.

Cutting the Red Wire

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Cutting the Red Wire
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In this analogy, the exploding bomb is the girl replying "Ewww, gross, you're a creepy schmuck and I award you two out of ten hottie points" and ignoring me. My bomb-ravaged body represents my self-esteem.