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This is only PART (!!!) of a string of texts from a young woman after only one (1!) date.

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Remember, kids! Always silence your phones! And if you don't, make sure your utility belt is stocked with an ample supply of smoke bombs and ninja stars.

Via: Existential Pinkeye
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Gurrl, I don't care if you just got a new phone or not, if you have to play games like these, it's probably not working out.

You're My Debilitating Addiction
Via: witchxhunt.tumblr.com
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An addiction that creates stress, speeds the aging process, and eats at your bank account? Yep, sounds like parenting. Or crack. But mostly parenting.