What? No, I'm Not Crazy or Jealous! LOL!

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What? No, I'm Not Crazy or Jealous! LOL!
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Gurrl, I don't care if you just got a new phone or not, if you have to play games like these, it's probably not working out.

Mommy's Drug Addiction Revealed

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Mommy's Drug Addiction Revealed
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An addiction that creates stress, speeds the aging process, and eats at your bank account? Yep, sounds like parenting. Or crack. But mostly parenting.

Autocowrecks: Infinite Crazy

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Autocowrecks: Infinite Crazy
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This is only PART (!!!) of a string of texts from a young woman after only one (1!) date.

Most Awkward Funeral Ever

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Most Awkward Funeral Ever
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Remember, kids! Always silence your phones! And if you don't, make sure your utility belt is stocked with an ample supply of smoke bombs and ninja stars.