Didn't Matter, Had BJ

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april fools,craigslist,p33n,prank,trolling
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Negotiating

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centaur,craigslist,horse,horse costume,ps3,video games
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From the original source:

Forgot to take an old ad off Craigslist. Now I just mess with people.

And So the Battle Begins

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If You Say So...

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Look, Man, I Just Want to Buy a Car

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From the submitter:

This guy bought my car a few days before this text, first thing I heard from him after buying it. Glad he clarified that he indeed was not going to snuggle up with me.

Craigslist Digs Up the Best People

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It's time for a learning opportunity, whitefriend! Speakers of certain English-language dialects sometimes refer to automobiles as "whips." The more you know!

You Can Never Be Too Safe

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