From the original source:
My friend gets random text, he trolls away.
From the submitter:
This guy bought my car a few days before this text, first thing I heard from him after buying it. Glad he clarified that he indeed was not going to snuggle up with me.
It's time for a learning opportunity, whitefriend! Speakers of certain English-language dialects sometimes refer to automobiles as "whips." The more you know!