Dogs Not Actually for Sale

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Dogs Not Actually for Sale
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My friend gets random text, he trolls away.

Negotiating

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Negotiating
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Forgot to take an old ad off Craigslist. Now I just mess with people.

Craigslist Digs Up the Best People

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Craigslist Digs Up the Best People
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It's time for a learning opportunity, whitefriend! Speakers of certain English-language dialects sometimes refer to automobiles as "whips." The more you know!