From the submitter:
This guy bought my car a few days before this text, first thing I heard from him after buying it. Glad he clarified that he indeed was not going to snuggle up with me.
It's time for a learning opportunity, whitefriend! Speakers of certain English-language dialects sometimes refer to automobiles as "whips." The more you know!
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My friend gets random text, he trolls away.
Maybe the leopard had a skin disease?
I hear that Hawaiians get this a lot from tourists from the States. Usually in the form of "Do you take American dollars?"
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