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Maybe the leopard had a skin disease?

From the submitter:

This guy bought my car a few days before this text, first thing I heard from him after buying it. Glad he clarified that he indeed was not going to snuggle up with me.

Also, *conscience.

I hear that Hawaiians get this a lot from tourists from the States. Usually in the form of "Do you take American dollars?"

It's time for a learning opportunity, whitefriend! Speakers of certain English-language dialects sometimes refer to automobiles as "whips." The more you know!