When Did Things Get This Complicated?

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Time to Hire a Go-Between

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Are you sure you meant to say "complicated?" Are you sure you didn't mean to say "Oh god. So drunk right now. Why did I have so many martinis whyyyyyyy?"

This Explains Why We Don't See Android Screenshots Here

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A Simple Man

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Here's a handy guide to the male brain:

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