I Said "Going Home," Not "Homophobe"

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I Said "Going Home," Not "Homophobe"
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And yet one lingering, unresolved question remains: why did Tom need to know about hitting the hay in the first place? Is Tom doing a study?

Too Big to Text

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Too Big to Text
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Hmmm, if only there were some way that your phone would let you talk to the person on the other end, instead of having to send text messages of 200 characters or less. Sure would be convenient.