Ironically I Had Aaliyah, Otis Redding, John Denver, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Lynyrd Skynyrd, and Buddy Holly on My Playlist

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Ironically I Had Aaliyah, Otis Redding, John Denver, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Lynyrd Skynyrd, and Buddy Holly on My Playlist
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And the plane exploded in a giant fireball and everybody died! Except for me. You wanna know why?

'Cause I had my tray table up, And my seat back in the full upright position.

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Hmmm, if only there were some way that your phone would let you talk to the person on the other end, instead of having to send text messages of 200 characters or less. Sure would be convenient.