Just List An Escort Service As “Girlfriend” In Your Contacts

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It's Good to Be Free

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A Secret Buried in the Numbers

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Takes one to be spawned by one.

I Didn't Realize Such a Thing Was Possible

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Keep Your Voice Down, Robot!

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People around him are probably thinking that he hasn't figured out what "playing doctor" means yet.

Lady Boner Killer

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This is why relationships between intelligent women and hunky shirtless men don't last long.

Hahaha, just kidding. Sorry, less-hunky shirted men and knuckle-dragging women.

The Anti-Social Reflex

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It's when you start to talk about the weather that everyone knows they'll be pulling out their phones in 10 seconds.