Siri Protip: Dumb Your Language Down

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Siri Protip: Dumb Your Language Down
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Ahhhhh it's talking about us exposure and name recognition so excited ican'tevenbreatherightnow

I Lied!

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I Lied!
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I actually like this face 100x better than the "I lied!" face. Kudos, Oatmeal.

Phones Are Wimpy Crybabies

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Phones Are Wimpy Crybabies
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Battery life: 40% reserved for powering your phone, 60% reserved for warning you when the battery is low. Not so fresh.