Everything seems to go according to plan, until you ask her out and she responds "Noo" with two o's.
So many things are wrong with this, depending on what kind of person you are.
Normal person: FAIL. The mom gets a housecleaning tool while everyone else gets fun toys. How sexist and unfair!
Tech geek: FAIL. An iron isn't wireless!
Grammar Nazi: FAIL. That's NOT the proper capitalization of "iron" afffghaghaghfahga so upset