He Never Received Another Text Message Again

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He Never Received Another Text Message Again
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I heard somewhere (I forget where) that a healthy ratio of texts between any two people is 3/2. Which seems about right. If it's not working out that way, LET IT GO.

Keep Your Voice Down, Robot!

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Keep Your Voice Down, Robot!
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People around him are probably thinking that he hasn't figured out what "playing doctor" means yet.