I Said "Going Home," Not "Homophobe"

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I Said "Going Home," Not "Homophobe"
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And yet one lingering, unresolved question remains: why did Tom need to know about hitting the hay in the first place? Is Tom doing a study?

Lady Boner Killer

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Lady Boner Killer
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This is why relationships between intelligent women and hunky shirtless men don't last long.

Hahaha, just kidding. Sorry, less-hunky shirted men and knuckle-dragging women.

Phones Are Wimpy Crybabies

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Phones Are Wimpy Crybabies
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Battery life: 40% reserved for powering your phone, 60% reserved for warning you when the battery is low. Not so fresh.