Ironically I Had Aaliyah, Otis Redding, John Denver, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Lynyrd Skynyrd, and Buddy Holly on My Playlist

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And the plane exploded in a giant fireball and everybody died! Except for me. You wanna know why?

'Cause I had my tray table up, And my seat back in the full upright position.

Phones Are Wimpy Crybabies

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Battery life: 40% reserved for powering your phone, 60% reserved for warning you when the battery is low. Not so fresh.

Meltdown in 3... 2... 1...

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That's only one degree away from "Hi." with a period at the end. You're treading dangerous waters.