Keep Your Voice Down, Robot!

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Keep Your Voice Down, Robot!
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People around him are probably thinking that he hasn't figured out what "playing doctor" means yet.

Lady Boner Killer

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Lady Boner Killer
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This is why relationships between intelligent women and hunky shirtless men don't last long.

Hahaha, just kidding. Sorry, less-hunky shirted men and knuckle-dragging women.

Too Big to Text

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Too Big to Text
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Hmmm, if only there were some way that your phone would let you talk to the person on the other end, instead of having to send text messages of 200 characters or less. Sure would be convenient.