He Never Received Another Text Message Again

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He Never Received Another Text Message Again
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I heard somewhere (I forget where) that a healthy ratio of texts between any two people is 3/2. Which seems about right. If it's not working out that way, LET IT GO.

Texting Signals

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Texting Signals
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Everything seems to go according to plan, until you ask her out and she responds "Noo" with two o's.

Ironically I Had Aaliyah, Otis Redding, John Denver, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Lynyrd Skynyrd, and Buddy Holly on My Playlist

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Ironically I Had Aaliyah, Otis Redding, John Denver, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Lynyrd Skynyrd, and Buddy Holly on My Playlist
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And the plane exploded in a giant fireball and everybody died! Except for me. You wanna know why?

'Cause I had my tray table up, And my seat back in the full upright position.