The Future Was Made for Butts

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The Future Was Made for Butts
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It's a little-known fact that the Pilgrims broke into applause often. They were a very thankful people.

Phones Are Wimpy Crybabies

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Phones Are Wimpy Crybabies
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Battery life: 40% reserved for powering your phone, 60% reserved for warning you when the battery is low. Not so fresh.

I Said "Going Home," Not "Homophobe"

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I Said "Going Home," Not "Homophobe"
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And yet one lingering, unresolved question remains: why did Tom need to know about hitting the hay in the first place? Is Tom doing a study?