Siri Hates Hot Weather

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Don't leave Siri alone with your enemies. And by "enemies" I of course mean "contents of your freezer."

It's a Virus in the U.S.A.

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From the submitter:

My friend came down with a nasty virus, "Bad Cyrus."

Your friend should stay home, spreading a Cyrus is no cause for lol.

I Like How Siri Assumes My House Has Adequate Heating

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HAHAHAHAHAoh wait it's freezing out and that's not funny.

Unless this is in Celsius, skeptical question mark?