Don't leave Siri alone with your enemies. And by "enemies" I of course mean "contents of your freezer."
From the submitter:
My friend came down with a nasty virus, "Bad Cyrus."
Your friend should stay home, spreading a Cyrus is no cause for lol.
HAHAHAHAHAoh wait it's freezing out and that's not funny.
Unless this is in Celsius, skeptical question mark?
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