From the submitter:
My friend came down with a nasty virus, "Bad Cyrus."
Your friend should stay home, spreading a Cyrus is no cause for lol.
Don't leave Siri alone with your enemies. And by "enemies" I of course mean "contents of your freezer."
HAHAHAHAHAoh wait it's freezing out and that's not funny.
Unless this is in Celsius, skeptical question mark?