On the Naughty List

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On the Naughty List
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Given the choice, I would rather that Santa gave me coal instead of colon. Coal isn't as smelly and only slightly more messy. Plus, to "put colon in your stocking" is laced with way more innuendo than I'm comfortable with.

Good God, Man!

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Good God, Man!
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Hitting on strangers: the saddest thing to do on Christmas Day.