I Like to Decorate My Sugar Orgies With Frosting

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Thanks a Lot, Technology, for Giving Me Unreasonable Expectations

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They Often Go Hand-in-Hand

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Some Things Are Better Left Unsaid

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Not only did the dad use the wrong form of "your," he also uncontracted "you're." That's some hardcore transgression.