Some Things Are Better Left Unsaid

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Some Things Are Better Left Unsaid
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Not only did the dad use the wrong form of "your," he also uncontracted "you're." That's some hardcore transgression.

There Were Worse Things Siri Could Have Said About Santa

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There Were Worse Things Siri Could Have Said About Santa
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He probably changed his mind again about asking for an iPhone 4S or a Galaxy Nexus for Christmas.

'Tis the Season for Massive Mood Swings

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'Tis the Season for Massive Mood Swings
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Either her mood turned on a dime, or she was too filled with rage to remember to update her mass texting list.