Every Holiday Could Use a Few Sweet Threats

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Baby's First Christmas

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This sums up Christmas morning for at least 30 people.

Siri Is Racist

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White Problems

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Some Things Are Better Left Unsaid

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Not only did the dad use the wrong form of "your," he also uncontracted "you're." That's some hardcore transgression.

On the Naughty List

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Given the choice, I would rather that Santa gave me coal instead of colon. Coal isn't as smelly and only slightly more messy. Plus, to "put colon in your stocking" is laced with way more innuendo than I'm comfortable with.

Tumblr Is Filled With Horrible People

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The delight on 5-year-old Timmy's face at having his picture taken will only be matched by his crushing disappointment when he finds out his idiot cousin was just checking his idiot blog.