On the Naughty List

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autocorrect,christmas,coal,colon,santa
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Given the choice, I would rather that Santa gave me coal instead of colon. Coal isn't as smelly and only slightly more messy. Plus, to "put colon in your stocking" is laced with way more innuendo than I'm comfortable with.

Some Things Are Better Left Unsaid

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auto correct,christmas,gum,jeans
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Not only did the dad use the wrong form of "your," he also uncontracted "you're." That's some hardcore transgression.

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