An Absentee Excuse That's Worth a Lifetime

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An Absentee Excuse That's Worth a Lifetime
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You're welcome, young stranger! Unless this is spam in which case go die in a fire.

Kids Text the Darndest Things

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Kids Text the Darndest Things
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From the submitter:

A friend of mine is married to a police officer. Her son got her cell phone and had a great conversation with his dad.

I'll bet the folks in CSI never had days like those.

Slide to Unlock: So Easy a Baby Could Do It

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Part of Apple's NEW Indoctrinate 'Em While They're Young™ campaign.