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Maybe I should have told them I was Optimus Prime....
Drat, why does "Son" have to be so close to "Marriage Counselor" on my contacts list?
I'll bet I know where he got that story from...
The ass needs to be fresh before you can lick it.
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And That's Why You Don't Kick a Man While He's Down
Friday Afternoons Can Be Really Tough at Work
It Seemed Like Just Another College Snapchat Story, Then ...
A BART Employee Reaches New Levels of Laziness
An Alternative Method
Why Don't These 8 Objects Exist in The Real World?
Some Kids Are Evil Geniuses
Photobombing Like a Wrecking Ball
Being an Anime Character IRL Would Be Hideously Uncool
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