The Boundless Patience of Not-Drew

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The Boundless Patience of Not-Drew
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From the submitter:

Maybe I should have told them I was Optimus Prime....

But What Do You Think, Now That I Have Your Attention?

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But What Do You Think, Now That I Have Your Attention?
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Drat, why does "Son" have to be so close to "Marriage Counselor" on my contacts list?

There Were EXPLOSIONS

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There Were EXPLOSIONS
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I'll bet I know where he got that story from...

autocowrecks - actual wreck

You're One Asshole I Don't Trust

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You're One Asshole I Don't Trust
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The ass needs to be fresh before you can lick it.