From the submitter:
Maybe I should have told them I was Optimus Prime....
The man is a born social media promoter: few scruples, no conscience.
Drat, why does "Son" have to be so close to "Marriage Counselor" on my contacts list?
It'll save him a rightfully earned lecture on how a grown man doesn't know how to boil corn.
Let's hope that "bud" refers to "Budweiser" and not the "marih-joo-wanna" that the kids are so into these days.