That Thar Number Is Doggone Wrong

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Always Assume That Strangers Are Child Molesters

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Whenever anyone says "it's me" via text, you can safely assume that he or she is over the age of 50 and has been texting for fewer than one year.

Must Have Caught Some Crabs on His Disco Stick

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Buffet Night Is Serious Business

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Practice Makes Perfect

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I Meant Kneel in a Prayerful Sense

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Both Belong in the Kitchen, Making Me a Bacon Sandwich

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