You're One Asshole I Don't Trust

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You're One Asshole I Don't Trust
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The ass needs to be fresh before you can lick it.

Whatever It Takes

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Whatever It Takes
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It'll save him a rightfully earned lecture on how a grown man doesn't know how to boil corn.

Struck Out

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Struck Out
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Hey girl, Imma say hi and add a pic of my smoldering gaze so you know I really mean it.