From the submitter:
I got a random text from a number and I decided to play with the person. Note that my texts are green. Funny part is, they're from Puerto Rico and I'm from Central NJ!
That... that would hurt, right?
It'll save him a rightfully earned lecture on how a grown man doesn't know how to boil corn.
I had a new phone number for several months, and it seemed to belong to a girl (probably hot).
Then I received this.
Women attract, men mostly repel.
There's at least one mama out there who's desperate for some babies.
Text it <33
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