Just, Uh, Just Forget It

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beer,brew and bro,bro,bros,drinking,work
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Bro: It's now a verb.

And usually i catch myself before I text something lame. Less so with speaking, which is why I somehow found myself blurting "The Puppy Bowl will be a total cat-tastrophe!" the other day. Dumb. Dogs aren't even cats.

In Your Face

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bros,ejaculation,Hall of Fame,masturbation,pr0n,uh ok
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What I'm saying is that I technically ejaculated onto your face.