The Most Durable Form of Wireless Communication Was Invented in 105 AD

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I'm so retro, my only monthly plan is the price of stamps.

Heavy Artillery in My Pants

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It's so dangerous, it's bound to be regulated under some arms control legislation someday. The U.S. will start stockpiling Nokias, Russia will start trying to close the Nokia gap, and we'll have a second cold war.

Autocowrecks: Why We Had So Many Earthquakes in the '80s

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Over 75% of attendees at the 1989 World Series were carrying phones. The rest, as they say, is history.

Use Protection

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Have you tried switching it off and then back on again?

Breaking News Travels Quickly

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Omg omg omg this upsets me so much kim how could you HOW COULD YOU you two were so beautiful together.

They Just Don't Make 'Em Like They Used To

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Like a Rock

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It's only a matter of time before Nokia starts making ads that rip off the "Built Ford Tough" commercials.