Like a Rock

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Like a Rock
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It's only a matter of time before Nokia starts making ads that rip off the "Built Ford Tough" commercials.

Heavy Artillery in My Pants

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Heavy Artillery in My Pants
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It's so dangerous, it's bound to be regulated under some arms control legislation someday. The U.S. will start stockpiling Nokias, Russia will start trying to close the Nokia gap, and we'll have a second cold war.

Breaking News Travels Quickly

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Breaking News Travels Quickly
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Omg omg omg this upsets me so much kim how could you HOW COULD YOU you two were so beautiful together.