It's so dangerous, it's bound to be regulated under some arms control legislation someday. The U.S. will start stockpiling Nokias, Russia will start trying to close the Nokia gap, and we'll have a second cold war.
Over 75% of attendees at the 1989 World Series were carrying phones. The rest, as they say, is history.
It's only a matter of time before Nokia starts making ads that rip off the "Built Ford Tough" commercials.
I'm so retro, my only monthly plan is the price of stamps.
Have you tried switching it off and then back on again?
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