Siri, You Racist!

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black,not black,racist,shame,siri
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From the submitter:

Even more proof!

Although, to be fair, you did say you were glad Siri isn't black as well.

Twins!

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black,black and white,coffee,screen,twins,white
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I like my coffee like I like my smartphone screens, which is glowing only when I want it to.

Black Hole Meets Dwarf Star

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Austin,autocorrect,back,black,drinking,dwarfing,Oprah Winfrey,white
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When I read the first line I thought this was a text from Michael Jackson Aging In Reverse™ (too soon?).

Craigslist Digs Up the Best People

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black,car,craigslist,ebonics,ghetto,sale,whip
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It's time for a learning opportunity, whitefriend! Speakers of certain English-language dialects sometimes refer to automobiles as "whips." The more you know!

It's Not Like He Said "Cubans"

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appropriate,AutocoWrecks,black,boat,boatload,racist,slavery
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Historically speaking, packing into outbound transatlantic vessels hasn't usually played out well for black people.