Twins!

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black,black and white,coffee,screen,twins,white
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I like my coffee like I like my smartphone screens, which is glowing only when I want it to.

Siri, You Racist!

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black,not black,racist,shame,siri
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From the submitter:

Even more proof!

Although, to be fair, you did say you were glad Siri isn't black as well.

Black Hole Meets Dwarf Star

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Austin,autocorrect,back,black,drinking,dwarfing,Oprah Winfrey,white
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When I read the first line I thought this was a text from Michael Jackson Aging In Reverse™ (too soon?).