Texting Man Lets Baby in Stroller Roll Onto Train Tracks

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Ugh. So this happened in Melbourne the other day. Just shows what could happen when you text while walking instead of paying attention. True, it wasn't his kid, but the stroller still passed right under his nose. It takes a village, people.

Spermnapping

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From the submitter:

So my fiance really wants to have a baby.

I'm not sure "really wants" is strong enough, dude. "Passionately craves" might be closer.

Whining to Your Parents About Being a Parent

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Whining to Your Parents About Being a Parent
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If I were someone who relied upon old and busted memes for humor, I would say parentception.