Spermnapping

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Spermnapping
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From the submitter:

So my fiance really wants to have a baby.

I'm not sure "really wants" is strong enough, dude. "Passionately craves" might be closer.

Slide to Unlock: So Easy a Baby Could Do It

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Part of Apple's NEW Indoctrinate 'Em While They're Young™ campaign.

Oh Yeah Baby, Lather Up That Johnson & Johnsons

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From the submitter:

Creep messaging me on dailybooth might've gotten a little more literal than he wanted.