The Dark Truth About Angry Birds

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The Dark Truth About Angry Birds
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Horror movie idea: A maniac runs around cutting up Muppets and sewing their cloth together, Frankenstein-style, into nightmarish Angry Birds. Call it "Nightmare on Sesame Street." BOOM. Blockbuster.

Speaking of creepy plush dolls, we're holding a plush Thanksgiving turkey scavenger hunt over at FAIL Blog tomorrow! The winner gets to be a guest editor for a day. ARE YOU EXCITED YET? Check it out when you're finished hyperventilating!

Go Sit in the Corner

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Go Sit in the Corner
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To be fair, I usually reach for my phone upon waking to turn off the alarm. Should I leave it going instead?