Something tells me this doesn't work, but hey, maybe we've reached the dystopian future promised to us at last.
And a partridge in a pear tree!
"Mobile technology: revolutionizing the way you communicate about cats and poop, one text message at a time."
The last one is actually a whale who's thinking about his whale wife who's carrying a whale baby. It's so cute I sqwhaled.
Ugh, worst pun ever.
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