From the submitter:
"Take 1 Late Night + 18 Cats + 1 Stolen iPad + 1 Stolen Car = Long Distance Relationship Trolling"
There was a brief moment of mercy toward the end when you told him he had the wrong number, but it was still a little OOC, dude. Luckily he didn't get it.
It might be time to downsize your cat collection.
WHO IS THIS?
I'm surprised it took as long as it did for this to become a thing.