From the submitter:
"Take 1 Late Night + 18 Cats + 1 Stolen iPad + 1 Stolen Car = Long Distance Relationship Trolling"
Someone tried to use the famed cat facts technique on MeganBones, but they didn't count on her enthusiasm and knowledge for cats outlasting theirs.
Note to would-be prank callers: don't EVER try this on someone who knows more about cats than you do.
Especially not the sexy kind!
There was a brief moment of mercy toward the end when you told him he had the wrong number, but it was still a little OOC, dude. Luckily he didn't get it.
But really you'll just be alone with your "interests."