I Don't Want to Live on This Lock Screen Anymore

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I Don't Want to Live on This Lock Screen Anymore
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To be a lock screen is to live in a constant state of uncertainty. When oh when will hand of God slide to unlock it from its electronic coil?

Siri Gets Sirious About This Relationship

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When a robot "speaks" in ALL CAPS, I usually expect there to be more shouting involved. At least some flashing lights in the background.