The Only Side Is Mom's Side

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There are 64 different synonyms for "yes" in the English language, and all of them were invented in conversations with mothers.

The Psychic Android

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Just a bunch of eggs, "all here waiting" for your uterus to open the floodgates.

A Conversation With the Engineers Doesn't Help Prometheus Make Any Sense (Warning, Spoilers)

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I'm assuming the amount of unanswered questions is a direct result of allowing the writers of Lost to get their hands on this script. Because what do people love more than confusing plot twists with no real answers?

Great Advice from Uncle Eric

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By roseofthestage
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But seriously, dude. Just Google that sh*t.

It's Way Easier to Ignore Your Texting

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By Unknown
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There's nothing wrong with preferring the way less intimate mode of communication.

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