autocorrect bang cucumber donut duck god Hall of Fame swearing swears - 5352829440
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I'd rather not see people bang with auto-cucumbers. There's probably a place on the internet where you can see it, but I DON'T WANT TO.

daughter flight flying parenting state farm wrong number - 5738910720
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I love how the recipient reflexively responds with "Love ya <3" before s/he goes "Wait a minute, I'm not flying."