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WARNING: Language and toxic levels of batty in this video. Also, unsurprisingly, the divorce papers were served shortly after this video was taken.

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If you were willing to paw wildly at your iPad's screen you'd be better at fruit ninja too.

drunk drunk texting last night lying rude
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Be careful of too much drunk texting! Otherwise people will expect too much attention from you and they'll start getting needy.