I Guess It Actually Worked

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dropped,dumb,gullible,idiot,lost,lost phone
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How do you lose something after you drop it? Did it flex into a tube shape and roll under the couch? Did it sprout legs and run away?

Wait for the Shyamalan Twist Ending

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carousel,dates,family,m night shyamalan,sister,Trolling Wrong Numbers,wrong number
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From the submitter:

I got a random text from a number and I decided to play with the person. Note that my texts are green. Funny part is, they're from Puerto Rico and I'm from Central NJ!

Cheating on Apple With Microsoft

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apple,Bill Gates,microsoft,siri
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And so soon after Jobs passed away? Scandalous! What will the neighbors say?