Autocowrecks: If I Was a Girl...

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From the submitter:

I had a new phone number for several months, and it seemed to belong to a girl (probably hot). Then I received this.

Women attract, men mostly repel.

autocowrecks - men and women i'm h0rny

FAIL Blog Was So Drunk Last Night

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Downvoted into oblivion? Dude, the "you were so drunk last night" posts regularly scored 4.5/5 thumbs out of almost a thousand votes when we had voting on the front page, to say nothing of how well they (still) do on the vote page, which is how they make the front page in the first place. Sorry bro, but you're still in the minority for now.

/rant

Or Texting.

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Or filming a video. Or taking a picture. Or checking your Facebook in landscape.

The Big Bang Thiri

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Also for example, everyone always asks me what I'm wearing or if I'll marry them, and that makes me sad too.