No! Tell Me About the Stock Market! THE STOCK MARKET!

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from the future,future,parking lot,politics,stranger,Subway
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God, most useless future-version-of-myself ever. At least tell me which team to bet on for the World Series.

I Guess It Actually Worked

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dropped,dumb,gullible,idiot,lost,lost phone
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How do you lose something after you drop it? Did it flex into a tube shape and roll under the couch? Did it sprout legs and run away?