A Sass-Talking Robot Tees Off Against Rory Mcllroy

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It's a G-G-G-G-Ghost!

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invisible,siri,where are you
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"Wherever you are, that's where I am." It sounds like that creepy ending to the movie "Angels in the Outfield," where the angel whispers "we're always watching" before he disappears. Boom. Invisible angel. And now he's watching you poop.

10/10 Kids Agree That Selfies are Lame

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selfie,kids,middle finger,flipping off,funny,parents
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And This is How it Goes

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autocorrect,text,funny
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Dat Bough

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auto correct,birch,marriage,trees,wedding
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Never Eat the Ice King

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iPhones,mild or spicy,ice king,adventure time
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I'd Like to Buy a Cuddle From the Dollar Menu

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fast food,hooker,McDonald's,salad
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Brosky. Must be Polish.