Just How Much Food is 200 Calories

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Mass Texts and Superficial Friendships

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They didn't even wish him a happy Thanksgiving in 2009. How rude.

My Phone Is an Enabler

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The growing problem of meth abuse on Sesame Street is brought to them by the letters H, N, and Cl. Stay away from those letters, kids.

Aural Sex

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There's nothing better for camping than Coronas and a little Shin-Shi.

Spell It Out

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Men! Good grammar is like fresh breath and a clean shirt! Never go without it when you're impressing the ladies. Also, it can lead to some confusion...

autocowrecks - grammar nazi my awesome what

Elapsed Turnaround Time: .3 Seconds

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We're Porpoisefully Reminding You About Valentine's Day

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I'm not sure whether I should squee or puke...