I Keep Running But I Don't Seem to Lose Any Weight

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I Keep Running But I Don't Seem to Lose Any Weight
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Man, it seems like everyone's playing that game nowadays.

Also, if you have the conversational texting skills of a brick wall (you don't offer any of your own information and repeatedly ask generic, open-ended questions - "how are you?" and "what are you doing?"), then people will ditch you to play a video game. Sorry, but it's true.

I Guess These Ones Didn't Make the Final Cut

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I really wish they'd aired a Nicki Minaj iPhone ad, if not to just to see how Siri would handle the addled gibberish that comes out of her mouth.