"Here is my good friend "Bert" (his nickname). He decided to pass out in my living room, so I decided to put permanent marker all over this 17 year old. He deserved it!"
Hey! I recognize that website at 0:35! It looks so familiar! Hmm... that's gonna bug me...
In all seriousness though, thanks for the shoutout, Thomalio! And good luck to Bert washing himself off!
In which we hear 91 terms for the word "drunk." Because just "drunk" never suffices. My personal favorite that doesn't appear on this list is "f**khoused." Can you think of any more?
So, this is how you'll make your millions?
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