Clearly he could have used more schooling.
You DO only live once... so don't waste it by listening to Justin Bieber.
If you're going to take life advice from Drake, perhaps you should listen to a few of his other songs. Namely, "Doing It Wrong," and "Look What You've Done."
And he can pour the Ketel One in under 12 seconds.
Next time you're out getting schmammered, ask yourself: WWAD? What Would Alyssa Do?
... and then do the opposite.