Next time you're out getting schmammered, ask yourself: WWAD? What Would Alyssa Do?
... and then do the opposite.
It's important to keep an eye out for YOLOers in your neighborhood. A typical YOLOer can often be seen:
Hey, I'll take some of your lemon-lame soda, please.
Phancy more phone phunny?
Clearly he could have used more schooling.
And he can pour the Ketel One in under 12 seconds.