Next time you're out getting schmammered, ask yourself: WWAD? What Would Alyssa Do?
... and then do the opposite.
If you're going to take life advice from Drake, perhaps you should listen to a few of his other songs. Namely, "Doing It Wrong," and "Look What You've Done."
And he can pour the Ketel One in under 12 seconds.
You DO only live once... so don't waste it by listening to Justin Bieber.
Phancy more phone phunny?
Hey, I'll take some of your lemon-lame soda, please.