Gurl, Yo' Shoes is FABOLUS!!!

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kawaii,pants,poorly dressed,puke,vomit
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We gotta work on the pants, though, that ain't kawaii.

They Say if You Put Your Ear Up to a Seashell, You Can Hear the Ocean

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ocean,puke,seashell,toilet,vomit
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I wonder if the same is true with a toilet bowl...

Interrupted Mid-Prayer

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bathroom,porcelain god,puke,shrine of the porcelain god,toilet,vomit
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His offering to the shrine of the Porcelain God seems to have been cut short.

Partying WIN: The Ads Know!

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bleach,clorox,facebook,facebook ads,intoxicated,puke,vomit
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This drunken lush moment sponsored by Clorox!

Cruiser Control

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Quit Running Your Mouth!

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gross,puke,upchuck,vomit,word vomit
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Ever feel like the point you're trying to get across is just coming out like word vomit?

Like a True Sis

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hold her hair back,kids,puke,sis,sister,throwing up,vomit
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Ideally, her hair wouldn't be so long. But I suppose you can't have your cake flavored vodka and drink it too.