"Here's to you, Pops. You didn't even touch your cake, but that's all right."

We gotta work on the pants, though, that ain't kawaii.

I wonder if the same is true with a toilet bowl...

His offering to the shrine of the Porcelain God seems to have been cut short.

This drunken lush moment sponsored by Clorox!

Ever feel like the point you're trying to get across is just coming out like word vomit?